THE ANDERCHRONICLES

2009-02-14T01:13:00.020-05:00

Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers
are pleased to present

(Click on Andy's Nose)

2009-01-30T11:25:00.004-05:00

Hey Everybody, this is Me, Ellee. If you'll meet me here on February 14, 2009—yes that's Valentine's Day, the day for
L-O-V-E, I have a special Valentine for you. Actually, it's the Valentine of Your Dreams—the one you've been waiting for.

2009-01-23T13:48:00.015-05:00

Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers
Announce Book Signing Schedule

Tilton Turnblat –AP
NEW YORK– Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers announced yesterday that famous author, Ms. Ellee, will be on hand to personally sign her new book, Anderchronicles, the Book, at Gander International Airport, Gander, Newfoundland Saturday morning February 14, 2009, from 4:30 AM to 5:00 AM, next to the men's restroom on Concourse D. Ms. Ellee will then travel to St. John's International Airport that same day for a book signing at 11:30 PM at the end of runway 2 (unless a jet is taking off)

The book is scheduled for release that same day in bookstores world-wide, but Ms. Ellee will have copies with her for the book signing. In the almost unlikely event no one shows up, the copies will be donated to local charities in order to avoid the hated excess baggage fee on the return flight home.

2009-01-05T07:00:00.001-05:00

Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers
Announce Book Signing

Tilton Turnblat –AP
NEW YORK– Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers announced today that famous author, Ms. Ellee, will be doing a book signing for all her fans. Watch for coming details to be posted soon!

2008-08-01T14:29:00.000-04:00

Friday, August 1, 2008

Gag Order Slapped on Famous Author

Tilton Turnblat –AP
NEW YORK– World famous author, Me, Ellee has been issued a gag order by Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers. The order went into effect early this morning as Ms. Ellee was circling her way through the huge chrome and glass revolving door, circa 1942, of the K. L. & C. Publishing Company on East 104th St in NYC. She had already answered the first of many questions being fired at her as she emerged from her taxi by reporters from three major newspapers, and network execs from Entertainment Yesterday, Good Afternoon America, and The Skew about the final chapter of Anderchronicles, The Book. She freely admitted that the final chapter was actually several. It was at this juncture she was handed the gag order stopping her from divulging any further details at this time.

“Because Ellee has a big mouth,” answered Fred Lipschitz of K. L. & C. when asked why the gag order, “and we don’t want any more information leaking to the media. We want to keep the readers in suspense for as long as we can to generate more excitement and higher profit margins.”

2008-06-05T15:18:00.019-04:00

Coming Soon!

Publishers announced today that the first 18,000 people will receive signed, complimentary copies.
In the meantime, check out these PIP II screen caps while you're waiting. Click on Andy' nose.

2008-04-28T14:15:00.005-04:00

photo courtesy Me, Ellee

If you like blue eyes, have you considered these?

GALLERY "D"

2008-04-12T12:33:00.004-04:00

Today is a good day to visit some art galleries.
How about The AnderArt Gallery?
I hear there is a new room to check out--GALLERY "D"

Click on Andy to see
GALLERY "D"

Be sure to vote for your favorite.

2008-03-26T15:10:00.012-04:00

Amazon.com announced today that Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers has submitted galley proofs of Anderchronicles,The Book, to the copyediting department. News of this long-awaited step in the publishing process has caused a virtual bottleneck at Amazon.com as anxious customers crashed the site this afternoon attempting to place advance orders for the book.

"It won't be long now," replied Joe Krause and Fred Lipschitz when pressed for a date customers can expect to have their treasured copies.

A nasty fight broke out in a Wal-Mart store, when a customer punched the grandpa-greeter, after he informed the large crowd gathered at the door that the book was not yet on the shelves.

GALLERY "C"

2008-03-15T00:08:00.015-04:00

Have you visited the AnderArt Gallery recently?

Click on Andy to see the very latest in

fine Anderart.

2008-03-02T00:41:00.008-05:00

Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishing Company has indeed taken the entire Anderworld by surprise with their announcement late this afternoon of their forthcoming release of one of THE most remarkable and influential books of our time.

Watch for it soon, and save your money-----IT'S COSTLY!

Links to All Anderchronicles Episodes

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Chapter One: Last Minute Gift Idea

Chapter Two: Confession

Chapter Three: Henna-Happy Harriet

Chapter Four: The Beauty of Nature's Work

Chapter Five: Fire in the Galley

Chapter Six: An Evening Out

Chapter Seven: A Bed, A Bed, At Last—A Bed

Chapter Eight: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Chapter Nine: How I Spent Christmas Eve With Ronald McDonald

Chapter Ten: Christmas Day

Chapter Eleven: The Magic of Christmas Night

Chapter Twelve: The Anderface

Chapter Thirteen: A Sad Good-Bye

Chapter Fourteen: Ellee, Honey, Don't Sing

Chapter Fifteen: Planting My Little Christmas Secret Part I

Chapter Sixteen: Planting My Little Christmas Secret Part II

Chapter Seventeen: Planting My Little Christmas Secret Part III

Chapter Eighteen: Planting My Little Christmas Secret Part IV

Chapter Nineteen: Andy's New Year's Resolutions

Chapter Twenty: New Year's Eve

Chapter Twenty-one: New Year's Day

Chapter Twenty-two: Waterfall of Tears

Chapter Twenty-three: . . .Through, Through, Through

Chapter Twenty-four: A Dozen Red Roses

Chapter Twenty-five: Ms. P.T.

Chapter Twenty-six: Door Number One, Please

Chapter Twenty-seven: S n a r k y Part I

Chapter Twenty-eight: S n a r k y Part II

Chapter Twenty-nine: Rats

Chapter Thirty: Rhoda and Rodney

Chapter Thirty-one: Martell

Chapter Thirty-two: A Brief Encounter

Chapter Thirty-three: A Little Bit of AnderRomance: Part I— Letters in Pink

Chapter Thirty-four: A Little Bit of AnderRomance: Part II—Valentine's Day

Chapter Thirty-five: A Little Bit of AnderRomance: Part III—The Guests

Chapter Thirty-six: A Little Bit of AnderRomance: Part IV—Ellee

Chapter Thirty-seven: A Little Bit of AnderRomance: Part V—The Party

Chapter Thirty-eight: A Little Bit of AnderRomance: Part VI—Dance The Night Away

Chapter Thirty-nine: A Little Bit of AnderRomance: Part VII—Andy and Ellee

Chapter Forty: You Can't Catch A Rainbow

Chapter Forty-one: A Valentine Thing

Chapter Forty-two: Enough Tears To Go Around

Chapter Forty-three: Boxes

Chapter Forty-four: Make-overs Are Me

Chapter Forty-five: Big-screen TVs and Fine Silk

Chapter Forty-six: Newt Hunting

Chapter Forty-seven: Resolution Number Twenty-nine

Chapter Forty-eight: The Love of Molly

Chapter Forty-nine: Bertie's Babies

Chapter Fifty: The Stars of Panthera

Chapter Fifty-one: Half A World Away

Chapter Fifty-two: Spring Rain

Chapter Fifty-three: Us

Chapter Fifty-four: First Date

Chapter Fifty-five: Gifts

Chapter Fifty-six: Chez Andre

Chapter Fifty-seven: A Glo-ing Invitation

Chapter Fifty-eight: Porter

Chapter Fifty-nine: Tea for Two—Thirty-two . . .and One Bad Dog

Chapter Sixty: Beside The Lake, Beneath The Trees

Chapter Sixty-one: Springtime Magic

Chapter Sixty-two: Cherry Blossom Delight

Chapter Sixty-three: A Wedding in Kenya

Chapter Sixty-four: Good-bye,My Love

Chapter Sixty-five: The Return

Chapter Sixty-six: An Ancient Find

Chapter Sixty-seven: Chosen

Chapter Sixty-eight: A Thousand Beautiful Memories

Chapter Sixty-nine: Running Deer and Gentle Lily

Chapter Seventy: A Million Golden Lilies

Chapter Seventy-one: Together Forever

2005-11-07T23:33:00.006-05:00

Screen Caps from PIP II:

Don't worry about the date up there, it's an html thing.

I'll add more as I get them---It's the least I can do while you're waiting for your free copy of Anderchronicles, The Book.

If these seem a little fuzzy it's because your memory is a little fuzzy from not seeing AC for days on end. It's totally normal. That happens.