Friday, August 01, 2008

Friday, August 1, 2008

Gag Order Slapped on Famous Author

Tilton Turnblat –AP
NEW YORK– World famous author, Me, Ellee has been issued a gag order by Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers. The order went into effect early this morning as Ms. Ellee was circling her way through the huge chrome and glass revolving door, circa 1942, of the K. L. & C. Publishing Company on East 104th St in NYC. She had already answered the first of many questions being fired at her as she emerged from her taxi by reporters from three major newspapers, and network execs from Entertainment Yesterday, Good Afternoon America, and The Skew about the final chapter of Anderchronicles, The Book. She freely admitted that the final chapter was actually several. It was at this juncture she was handed the gag order stopping her from divulging any further details at this time.

“Because Ellee has a big mouth,” answered Fred Lipschitz of K. L. & C. when asked why the gag order, “and we don’t want any more information leaking to the media. We want to keep the readers in suspense for as long as we can to generate more excitement and higher profit margins