Saturday, February 14, 2009

Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers
are pleased to present


(Click on Andy's Nose)

Friday, January 30, 2009

Hey Everybody, this is Me, Ellee. If you'll meet me here on February 14, 2009—yes that's Valentine's Day, the day for
L-O-V-E, I have a special Valentine for you. Actually, it's the Valentine of Your Dreams—the one you've been waiting for.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers
Announce Book Signing Schedule

Tilton Turnblat –AP
NEW YORK– Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers announced yesterday that famous author, Ms. Ellee, will be on hand to personally sign her new book, Anderchronicles, the Book, at Gander International Airport, Gander, Newfoundland Saturday morning February 14, 2009, from 4:30 AM to 5:00 AM, next to the men's restroom on Concourse D. Ms. Ellee will then travel to St. John's International Airport that same day for a book signing at
11:30 PM at the end of runway 2 (unless a jet is taking off)

The book is scheduled for release that same day in bookstores world-wide, but Ms. Ellee will have copies with her for the book signing. In the almost unlikely event no one shows up, the copies will be donated to local charities in order to avoid the hated excess baggage fee on the return flight home.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers
Announce Book Signing

Tilton Turnblat –AP
NEW YORK– Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers announced today that famous author, Ms. Ellee, will be doing a book signing for all her fans. Watch for coming details to be posted soon!

Friday, August 01, 2008

Friday, August 1, 2008

Gag Order Slapped on Famous Author

Tilton Turnblat –AP
NEW YORK– World famous author, Me, Ellee has been issued a gag order by Krause, Lipschitz & Crancoff Publishers. The order went into effect early this morning as Ms. Ellee was circling her way through the huge chrome and glass revolving door, circa 1942, of the K. L. & C. Publishing Company on East 104th St in NYC. She had already answered the first of many questions being fired at her as she emerged from her taxi by reporters from three major newspapers, and network execs from Entertainment Yesterday, Good Afternoon America, and The Skew about the final chapter of Anderchronicles, The Book. She freely admitted that the final chapter was actually several. It was at this juncture she was handed the gag order stopping her from divulging any further details at this time.

“Because Ellee has a big mouth,” answered Fred Lipschitz of K. L. & C. when asked why the gag order, “and we don’t want any more information leaking to the media. We want to keep the readers in suspense for as long as we can to generate more excitement and higher profit margins

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Coming Soon!

Publishers announced today that the first 18,000 people will receive signed, complimentary copies.
In the meantime, check out these PIP II screen caps while you're waiting. Click on Andy' nose.


Monday, April 28, 2008

photo courtesy Me, Ellee

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